So, doing Heroic Magister's with a feral druid tank, a warlock, a rogue and a PUG mage (I'm healing). The mage doesn't say much throughout it, other than that he's a disenchanter. We figure we'll do what we normally do and roll at the end. While we're doing this, he's disenchanting greens he picks up as he goes, as well as the other things. We can see him doing it.
We down everything (I got the healing trinket Vial of the Sunwell from the third boss /ecstatic) and we're at the end. I wanted the spell damage mace for moonkin set, but the mage rolled need (I assumed at the time accidentally) and won it. No big, accidents happen, and it was offspec anyway. Besides, I could use the shards; I need my staff enchanted for +81 healing.
Now here's the kicker. The little asshole says "bugged cant de" and begins to sit there while we express our disbelief. We saw him disenchant things earlier; he's a horrible liar. So we wait, and he goes afk. We mention his name in guild chat and we are treated to the knowledge that trade has been talking about the little ninja for a few days! No one in our group had any knowledge of it, so we were caught unaware. So we eventually leave the instance, all of us /ignoring the little peon and I introduced him to our blacklist.
For those of you who want to know, currently his name is Fuzy, he is a gnome mage, and he is in the guild Walmart Employees on the Dark Iron (US) server. He is a ninja; do not group with him. What a complete scrub.
Here's where it gets sweet, though.
You see, Dark Iron is a PvP server. Our guildmate and Warrior extraordinaire Button just so happens to know a couple people in Thrust, a high-end Horde guild. He contacts his friends and gets Fuzy and his whole guild (who we attempted to contact but were ignored) to the Kill-on-Sight list.
Not five minutes later, Button gives us this tasty tidbit over Vent: our little ninja friend had just been smeared into pasty gnome goo by several Thrust guildies, and they were now chilling out around his corpse, having a grand old time. If he somehow ever recovers those screenshots, I'll make a fun little tribute to my "friend."
So, to Hexnub and all his guildies, no matter how many times you shove my face into the dirt (or vice-versa;