Happy Valentine's Day! (Some NSFW Content)

[Bellwether] "Hey baby, you look like my WoW character. Why don't we go back to my place and PvP?"
[Ves] omg!
[Ves] I so would.
[Ves] If somebody said that to me... really. Points for creative and lol.
* Bellwether nods.
[Ves] Well, I wouldn't sleep with them just for it. But talk at least.
[Malachiel] :D
[Malachiel] They would have me from 'WoW'. Ah, but I don't know how I would respond to 'Hey baby'.
[Bellwether] Of course.

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[Bellwether] Blessing of Protection?
[Malachiel] It only lasts 8 seconds...I have to be quick.
[Ves] >.>
[Bellwether] Hmmm.
[Bellwether] No, that won't do.
[Malachiel] Hmm, I can use talents to increase it.
[Malachiel] !
[Malachiel] I can use Holy Shield.
[Ves] Or cleanse.
[Malachiel] Cleanse is more efficient.
[Ves] <-- smrt
[Ves] magic, disease or poison.
[Malachiel] !!
[Malachiel] It's the 'morning after' spell!
[Ves] batsu. AND poison
[Bellwether] Druids do it in seven forms, depending on spec. Pallies do it with Lay on Hands. Hunters do it with their pets. Shamans do it with earthshock.
[Ves] it is.
[Ves] earthshock? it's that good? drool
[Malachiel] Wow.
[Bellwether] :D
[Bellwether] Warlocks do it with a succubus.
[Meekrob] sucks to be hunters...
[Ves] H-A-W-T
[Bellwether] Mages do it with sheep.
[Ves] Meekrob, reroll shaman /nod
[Meekrob] rogues do it from behind?
[Bellwether] Warriors do it protection spec.
[Meekrob] rogues have to sap them to get some?
[Malachiel] By that same reasoning, hunters have traps...
[Ves] ew. surprise buttsechs ftl.
[Meekrob] rogues = date raep class
[Malachiel] No no. They can dps slooowly.
[Bellwether] (rogues do it from behind is too obvious, I was looking for something else. "always say I wuv you after surprise buttsecks")
[Malachiel] They are good for all night long.
[Malachiel] Also, for affairs.
[Bellwether] Resto druids do it with wood.
[Malachiel] Husband: OMG who you are in the bed with?!!?
[Malachiel] Cheating rogue: Lol *vanish*
[Malachiel] Cheating wife: "Nobody dear...are you seeing things..?"
[Ves] Priests too. Lol *fade*
[Bellwether] Priests do it with a shield.

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[Ves] But hunters? *feign death* in bed? fail!
[Bellwether] Hunters do it with a snake trap. ;)
[Malachiel] O_O
[Ves] :D
[Malachiel] Flee!!!!
[Bellwether] Feral druids do it with frenzied regeneration.
[Ves] Dear Bell,
[Ves] Respec again.
[Ves] hearts, Ves

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[Meekrob] hunters use rapid fire. /sob
[DaniAnnasBed] Hunters do it with aimed shot.
[DaniAnnasBed] :D
[Sky_Work] :D
[Sky_Work] Accuracy is very important! No surprise buttsechs!
[anna] So, that is not what I thought about aimed shot.
[anna] >.>
[Malachiel] O_O
[Ves] Anyway...
* Bellwether thought that too, Ves.
* Ves hi-5's dani
* Bellwether hi-5's!
[Ves] (moar palis)
[Bellwether] Mages do it with a staff
[Malachiel] :D
[Meekrob] hunters --> multishot
[Ves] Some palis do it with a 1h. Some do it with a 2h.
[Bellwether] Some palis have weapon expertise ;)

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[Meekrob] hunters can tame the beast..
[Malachiel] Paladins can summon their own mount.

[Bellwether] Mages also do it Slow
[Bellwether] Tanks do it with stamina.

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[Bellwether] Shamans do it with an Enhancing Totem.
[Malachiel] :D
[Ves] Problems in the bedroom? Which healer to choose? Druids do it with healing touch, palis do it with shocks.
[Bellwether] Druids also do it with rejuvenation.
[Ves] A pali will flash you.
[Bellwether] Hawt!

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[Ves] Dwarves also have no problem to find treasure.

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[Bellwether] Engineers do it with toys.

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[Ves] Tauren do it with endurance.
[Malachiel] A paladin does it as a Sacred Duty.
[Ves] Avoid gnomes. The next morning they are totally Escape Artists.
[Malachiel] ( XD )
[Malachiel] Enchanters do it with rods.
[Bellwether] Priests also flash you.
[Malachiel] Draenai are horny.
[Bellwether] omg, Priests are pervs. They do it with mind vision.
[Bellwether] Also, mind control.
[Malachiel] ...
[Ves] A lock will just seduce you.
[Malachiel] Paladins do it with devotion.
[Bellwether] Warriors Overpower you
[Malachiel] Onyxia does it in disguise.
[Ves] Or for retribution (omg revenge!)
[Bellwether] Warriors also do it with recklessness.
[Malachiel] (omg!!)
[Malachiel] Warriors can do it with two at once.
[Bellwether] Warlocks do it with Tongues
[Ves] Good tanks can do more than one at once.

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[Bellwether] A cat druid will ravage you.

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[Bellwether] Druids do it with Lifebloom (omg pregnant!)
[Bellwether] Boomkins are a force of nature
[Ves] lucky, locks do it with drain life.
[Malachiel] A warlock has a seed of corruption.
[Bellwether] A warrior will disarm you.
[Bellwether] Eek. Warlocks do it with searing pain.
[Malachiel] Ouch.
[Ves] Some people like that.
[Malachiel] True.'
[Bellwether] Warlocks enslave you.
[Ves] It does cause a lot of aggro.
[Ves] But if you are bad, they'll banish you too.
[Bellwether] PvPers do it with each other.
[Malachiel] Raiders do it in groups of 25.
[Bellwether] Raiders used to do it in groups of 40.
[Ves] I prefer a 5-man.
[Malachiel] ( XD )
[Ves] I can only focus that many at one time.
[Bellwether] Some do it with a raid boss.
[Malachiel] Some do it with addons.
[Ves] Some do it with higher level characters for the experience.
[Meekrob] some are really, really into the role playing
[Malachiel] Hunters do it in leather.
[Meekrob] only at first /nod
[Meekrob] hunters can do it from far away
[Ves] (omg intimacy fail)
[Bellwether] Farmers do it for rep.
[Meekrob] and for money
[Ves] Farmers do it for the gold, grinders do it for the rep?
[Bellwether] Druids and rogues do it in leather, too. ;)
[Bellwether] Clothies do it in Robes of Insight.
[Ves] (Ves too)
[Bellwether] (hawt)
[Ves] Blizzard incourages ingame grinding. >.> really really

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[Bellwether] Soloers do it in a PuG.
[Bellwether] HxC raiders do it several hours a night.
[Ves] PvPers do it cross-realms.

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[Malachiel] Mac users do it with video capture.
[Ves] :D
[Malachiel] PC users do it with Windows open...
[Malachiel] Jewelcrafters do it to fill up sockets.
[Bellwether] Rogues do it with stealth.

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[Ves] D: most fail class... feign death hunters or date raep rogues?
[Meekrob] rogues omg
[Bellwether] (of course, a hunter would say this)
[Ves] "I-I'm sorry. This doesn't usually happen. I must have clicked feign death..."
[Bellwether] LAWL
[Malachiel] (*Giggle*)
[Meekrob] h8...
[Ves] Here, let me lay on hands that for you.
[Malachiel] Alchemists have a potion that might help you with that.
[Bellwether] Regrowth?
[Ves] I can get a riding crop from a leather worker...
[Bellwether] Don't forget your spurs.
[Malachiel] Or your carrot.
[Malachiel] >.>
[Ves] Sure, I'd love to grind for my riding skill.

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[Malachiel] Fishermen do it with their pole.

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[Malachiel] Blacksmiths can hammer for hours.
[Bellwether] O.o ouch
[Bellwether] Mages do it with penetration.
[Bellwether] Arena teams do it with resilience.
[Bellwether] And at the end of the week they're rated on their performance.

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[Bellwether] Thrall does it with Jaina. O.o
[Malachiel] ...
[Malachiel] Illidan does it to prepare you.
[Bellwether] Or!
[Bellwether] You are not prepared for how Illidan does it
[Malachiel] !!!
[Malachiel] Illidan does it for TEN THOUSAND YEARS.
[Bellwether] omfg.
[Bellwether] that's...WOW.
[Malachiel] omg foreplay pls?
[Bellwether] sore much.