Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Bring the Rain

In order to keep Bear from attacking my face with his Epic Staff of Japanese Pr0n like he threatened, I can no longer wait for screenshots from Button (who seems to have developed a computer virus sadface) to regale you with my latest tale of asshattery, and the sweet, delicious, in-your-face pwnage that followed.

So, doing Heroic Magister's with a feral druid tank, a warlock, a rogue and a PUG mage (I'm healing). The mage doesn't say much throughout it, other than that he's a disenchanter. We figure we'll do what we normally do and roll at the end. While we're doing this, he's disenchanting greens he picks up as he goes, as well as the other things. We can see him doing it.

We down everything (I got the healing trinket Vial of the Sunwell from the third boss /ecstatic) and we're at the end. I wanted the spell damage mace for moonkin set, but the mage rolled need (I assumed at the time accidentally) and won it. No big, accidents happen, and it was offspec anyway. Besides, I could use the shards; I need my staff enchanted for +81 healing.

Now here's the kicker. The little asshole says "bugged cant de" and begins to sit there while we express our disbelief. We saw him disenchant things earlier; he's a horrible liar. So we wait, and he goes afk. We mention his name in guild chat and we are treated to the knowledge that trade has been talking about the little ninja for a few days! No one in our group had any knowledge of it, so we were caught unaware. So we eventually leave the instance, all of us /ignoring the little peon and I introduced him to our blacklist.



For those of you who want to know, currently his name is Fuzy, he is a gnome mage, and he is in the guild Walmart Employees on the Dark Iron (US) server. He is a ninja; do not group with him. What a complete scrub.

Here's where it gets sweet, though.

You see, Dark Iron is a PvP server. Our guildmate and Warrior extraordinaire Button just so happens to know a couple people in Thrust, a high-end Horde guild. He contacts his friends and gets Fuzy and his whole guild (who we attempted to contact but were ignored) to the Kill-on-Sight list.

Not five minutes later, Button gives us this tasty tidbit over Vent: our little ninja friend had just been smeared into pasty gnome goo by several Thrust guildies, and they were now chilling out around his corpse, having a grand old time. If he somehow ever recovers those screenshots, I'll make a fun little tribute to my "friend."

So, to Hexnub and all his guildies, no matter how many times you shove my face into the dirt (or vice-versa; sorry about your little alt Hexnube nevermind!, but you and your cronies were killing Button...), I will always love you and think you're the best thing to happen to Horde since sliced bread and Ratshag.

13 comments:

Leafshine said...

You are evil.

But your revenge is sweet. :-)

Bell said...

Psh. He was in full PvP epics. If he couldn't defend himself from a little gang-bang, then he totally deserved it.

Khol Drake said...

You are as evil as...a...really...um...evil thing.

Which is awesome. Pure win.

breana said...

The "Scracthing" Service lives on! So proud, so proud! I want screenshots!

Softi said...

hehehe nice one :D

eustashius said...

Sometimes one must accept that one is merely an instrument of karma visiting another's past sins upon their person. Well Done!

breana said...

sorry, meant "Scratching"

Kestra said...

Loving that dark side Bell, your kind of justice is right up my street.

BBB mentioned PvF (Player versus faction)the other day, sounds like this would of been ideal situation for beta testing.

PS. Many thanks for the picture link, I have to wait to get home to see its true glory, silly work techies...:D

Elune's Guidance said...

Te'he. That's great, Bell! Always good to have friends from the other side. ^^

Hexnub said...

This is the real Hexnub from Dark Iron. Hexnube is just a random dude that I know and thought it would be funny to name himself after me. Good job killing him, though... I'm not much of a fan.
Hexnub - 70 shadowpriest Dark Iron

Hexnub said...

oh right, to explain how I found this...just googled hexnub to see some lolz from some friends' advice.

Bell said...

Thanks for setting the record straight, Hex. :) It's a shame you don't play much on DI anymore; one of my favorite world PvP encounters was you and a few others melting face at Tarren Mill.

Bell said...

Oh, and we didn't just kill him, we camped him. *shifty eyes*