This be Ratshag, substitutionalizing fer the vacationized Bellwether. Hello, you buggers.I's gonna be talking droodish stuff today, which be why I done borrowed some of Bell's gear. I ain't to sure about this chickenorc helm and shoulders - the feathers kinda tickles. The kilt is kinda likes though - not fer wearing into combat, of course, but fer hanging out at Bell's crib it ain't bad. Allows fer everything ta be kept cool and ventilated. Is much more comfortables than a felsteel codpiece. The beer? Is me favorite brew: Uncle Bonechewer's Day-Old Piss. Hadda bring me own - she don't keep it in her fridge. Although I tells ya, the stuff that girl keeps in her next-to-bottom drawer, you would not believe. Great googly moogly. But I digressifies.
Druids. They turns into animals, what be like the different classes of adventurers. Ya gots yer treeform which be like a priest, and yer moonkin what like a mage, cat form is rogue-like, and of course yer bear form, what be a real fuzzy warrior. That fast cat form is kinda like a hunter with Aspect of the Cheater on, and aquatic form is most like a ... uh ... marine biologist? I know, I know, there's differences - I's just talkin' in generals. Trees can't do bubbles, and cats can't pick locks, and bears can't drink whiskey outta a bottle withouts making a huckuva mess.
But that got me thinkin' about some of the other classes, and how I thinks there oughtta be other animal forms for to be like them. I explains you what I mean with examplizings:
Skunk form. Damage over time, fear, unloved by everybody. Would be just like a warlock.
Puppy form. Leaves droppings all over the floor fer the unwary - just like a shaman with totems.
Armadillo form. Plate armor, self-absorbed, not too bright and eats bugs. Perfect representation of the paladin class.
Chameleon form. Changes itself ta meet the needs of its immediate surroundings, for to gain an advantage. Is just like a druid ... umm.. wait a sec. That's all circular. Neverminds.
Anywho, you get the idea.
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Bellwether is on vacation from the twenty-fourth to the fourth and appreciates your patience in answering all your comments and e-mails. Please enjoy these pre-scheduled posts and lunatic bloggers in the meantime!
