Monday, July 28, 2008

Need More Drood Forms

This be Ratshag, substitutionalizing fer the vacationized Bellwether. Hello, you buggers.

I's gonna be talking droodish stuff today, which be why I done borrowed some of Bell's gear. I ain't to sure about this chickenorc helm and shoulders - the feathers kinda tickles. The kilt is kinda likes though - not fer wearing into combat, of course, but fer hanging out at Bell's crib it ain't bad. Allows fer everything ta be kept cool and ventilated. Is much more comfortables than a felsteel codpiece. The beer? Is me favorite brew: Uncle Bonechewer's Day-Old Piss. Hadda bring me own - she don't keep it in her fridge. Although I tells ya, the stuff that girl keeps in her next-to-bottom drawer, you would not believe. Great googly moogly. But I digressifies.

Druids. They turns into animals, what be like the different classes of adventurers. Ya gots yer treeform which be like a priest, and yer moonkin what like a mage, cat form is rogue-like, and of course yer bear form, what be a real fuzzy warrior. That fast cat form is kinda like a hunter with Aspect of the Cheater on, and aquatic form is most like a ... uh ... marine biologist? I know, I know, there's differences - I's just talkin' in generals. Trees can't do bubbles, and cats can't pick locks, and bears can't drink whiskey outta a bottle withouts making a huckuva mess.

But that got me thinkin' about some of the other classes, and how I thinks there oughtta be other animal forms for to be like them. I explains you what I mean with examplizings:

Skunk form. Damage over time, fear, unloved by everybody. Would be just like a warlock.

Puppy form. Leaves droppings all over the floor fer the unwary - just like a shaman with totems.

Armadillo form. Plate armor, self-absorbed, not too bright and eats bugs. Perfect representation of the paladin class.

Chameleon form. Changes itself ta meet the needs of its immediate surroundings, for to gain an advantage. Is just like a druid ... umm.. wait a sec. That's all circular. Neverminds.

Anywho, you get the idea.

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7 comments:

Siha said...

I protest, Mr. Shag! We paladins don't eat bugs. We subsist on the holiness of the universe, and pure air. The fact that the air sometimes happens to have bugs in it is not our fault, and we blame the druids for their messy stewardship of nature. If paladins ran nature, you'd see bugs staying safe at home in little bug towns, protected by paladinbugs and knightbugs and guardbugs and armybugs so on, not out in the wilderness flying around unsupervised and getting in helm grilles and committing tragic suicide in the mouths of the holiest of paladins having their breakfast air...

...what was I saying?

Elune's Guidance said...

Losse: -giggles- Hrm. I do not quite know if skunk form would be something we *really* want to get into. After all, I would loathe to make my fellow adventurers refuse to group with me when I... er. Well. Lets not go into that.

Mel: Now, now, Missy Siha, The druids are just letting nature take its course! They are not trying to alter the way things are -- unlike your very paladin, and, I suppose, human ideas (although I am a human as well, but, I suppose, Losse's influence has gotten to me) -- but to preserve what is left after all of the devastation...

Kestrel said...


Skunk form. Damage over time, fear, unloved by everybody. Would be just like a warlock.


Pure genius!!

Stupid Mage said...

I thought Tauren came with Aura of Skunk built in...

Alyse said...

cute

gnomeaggedon said...

Love your skunk form, but one correction....

We mages pluck the feathers from Oomkins to slow out falls when punted by Taurens

Druantia said...

Apparently your wish is Blizz's command. Welcome Polar Bear Form!