It's not my fault this time.

Last night we raided Kara again. Knocked out Attumen, Moroes, Maiden, Opera, Curator, Shade and Chess all in one go (plus a few half-hearted attempts on Nightbane, Netherspite and Prince), and thusly I was tired this morning. And Kestrel had left a comment asking for more songs, this time about Hunters and Priests. And since, for some reason, you all like torturing yourself in this way, and I had classses I was too tired to pay attention in, I wrote some more!

Here's the one for Hunters. Doesn't flow as well as I would like, but it's good enough for being very sleepy. It's to the tune of "Wake Up Call" by Maroon 5.

Raid check call
Set the trap down now
Shoot your target in the head
Why can't you CC anymore?
The mob is free
What's the plan now?
Feign Death fall
Healers got the aggro
Now the whole raid group is dead
We don't bring that hunter anymore
Since we got a new one
Repair bills ain't so bad.

That one kind of sucked, so I'm gonna work on a better one. I also want to make it clear I do not think Kestrel is huntarded in the least. I just am not bitter at all about our one hunter misdirecting another hunter, and then failing to misdirect the tank on another pull resulting in my immediate and swift death. I repeat, not bitter at all.

Next song is to the tune of one of my personal favorite bands, Mae. The song is called "Brink of Disaster." It's for the priesties.

We're on the brink of disaster
The tank is getting hit way too hard
This fight should be better
Looks like this try is going to fail
Now the boss is hitting faster
What happened now, how did we get a shield?
The priest got off a big one
We're back in control, and back to Flash Heal!

And now, because I'm weird, I came up with another one. Sometimes nursery rhymes get stuck in my head. In this case, it was the "This Old Man" song. You know, "This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack on my drum..." song. If you don't know it, please revisit childhood. Anyway, it goes like this:

QQ moar, QQ moar
lawl and kek, Roll On The Floor
With an OP nerf bat
What The F*ck pwn
Gank some n00bs in the starting zone.

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/sigh