Thursday, March 6, 2008

...what have I done?

Important Note: Previously, I was missing a line to the rap. All is well and it is fixed. No one noticed, but that's probably because you wanted to save my fragile little ego. How sweet of you!

Seriously, this is all Bear's fault. He basically made me do this. All I did was mention how "Feralicious" sounds like "Fergalicious" and it spawned this huge thing where everyone wanted me to write it. So, I took a couple days and, against my better judgement, did so.

Once again, I'm really sorry. Bear's talking about finding a professional to remake it. Button's talking about making me sing it. I hope that's one torture the world never experiences.

Feralicious

One, two, three, pull

[Male Part]
Listen up y’all ‘cause this is it
The bear that is tankin is for the win

[Female]
Feralicious definition: lacerate and mangle
Don’t use caster, don’t spam moon blaster, lacks entangle
You can heal me, you can’t kill me
I ain’t wiping, this ain’t hyping
I’ve got key binds, you should see mine
I’ll just own your face in no time

Feralicious (feralicious)
But I ain’t coniferous
This bear is just ambitious
My stats are all factitious
I am vicious
Make all the guilds slash who, who
And they be waitin’ in my queue ‘cause I’m good at what I do

Feralicious (I rock, rock)
Feralicious (Recount’s got me top, top)
Feralicious (You cannot take this M-T’s spot)
I’m feralicious (t-t-t-t-t-tankin’, tankin’)

Feralicious def-
Feralicious def-
Feralicious def- (echo)
Feralicious definition, down them bosses easy
They always think I’m cheatin’
But that just makes ‘em crazy
I am U to the R, T, A the N, the K
And if you want no wipes you’ll do just what I say

I’m feralicious
DPS is vicious
Duel it up with me and the outcome’s not auspicious
Repetitious
Make all the guilds slash who, who
And they be waitin’ in my queue ‘cause I’m good at what I do (one two three pull)

Feralicious (I rock, rock)
Feralicious (Recount’s got me top, top)
Feralicious (You cannot take this M-T’s spot)
I’m feralicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, buff the raid)

Guildy, guildy, guild-y
If you really want me
Maybe get some patience
Maybe then you’ll get a tank
Run’ll be easy, easy
Epic drops there will be
It’s so easy, easy
My threat is crazy

[Male]
M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’
M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’
L to the A to the C E R A T E S, L to the A to the, to the, to the

[Female]
All the time I turn around guildies gather ‘round always wantin’ some instance boss down, wantin’ all my (threat)
I just wanna say it now – I ain’t tryin’ to round up drama, I don’t wanna, I’m not gonna take your spot
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeating how the raid bosses eat it
But I’m tryin’ to tell, how much skill it takes to do this well
‘Cause they say I’m…

Feralicious (feralicious)
But I ain’t coniferous
This bear is just ambitious
My stats are all factitious
I am vicious
Make all the guilds slash who, who
And they be waitin’ in my queue ‘cause I’m good at what I do

One, two, three, pull

Feralicious (swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe)
Feralicious (swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe)
Feralicious (swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe)
I’m feralicious (t-t-t-t-t-tankin’ tankin’)

[Male]
M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’
M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’
M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’
M to the A to the, to the (one, two, three, pull)
L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to the
L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to the
L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to the
L to the A to the, to the, to the (one, two, three, pull)

L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to the
L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to the
L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to the
L to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (fade out)

11 comments:

Jon said...
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Jon said...

oops. as i was saying, do an an alanis version imo.

Matticus said...

I so sang along to that.

Softi said...

LOLOLOL I love it :D I am gonna have to learn the words to your song now, cause ya know, I've got so much time on my hands n all haha!

seriously though, really nicely thought up - you should do some more based on other songs!

Pike said...

That was like the funniest thing ever.

Nightravyn said...

Rotf! LOVE IT!

BigBearButt said...

I so sang along to it also... and shivered in appreciation.

It's epic!

trackhoof said...

That was awesome. :D

Ganomette said...

Bravo! That was pretty darn creative.

Anonymous said...

epic tune!

just loled it up at work, thanks :)

Anonymous said...

Win win win!