Bellbell Puts Her Hoof Down

Ooh, look what we can get next with your Triumph Emblems!

Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Bellwether. You see, there's this really awesome Libram-

Yeah, I know, it's great since you've been using Holy Light a lot more!

Yeah, it's great for...wait, what?

Libram of Veracity. Nice spellpower boost, huh?

That's not what I was talking about at all! I want the Strength one!

That's silly. Holy Paladins don't need Strength. Honestly, I don't know what you're thinking sometimes. Probably too many concussions ramming your head against instance portals.

Oh no. That's it. You are not having me buy this Libram. I relented on the Holy t8.5 helm because I'd just gotten a helm off of 3D Sarth. I relented on the holy cape because I already had an epic DPS one. I relented on the Spellpower ring even though I had a blue in my DPS set as well. But I am not letting you bully me into getting this ridiculous Libram over one that will give me over 400 AP at any given time. No.

But you're mainly a healer anyway so-

Of course I am! You don't give me upgrades for my DPS set! It's always Holy this and Holy that and wowzers would you look at this shiny Holy thinger we can strap to your thighs for bigger crits. NO. I'm getting the damn Strength Libram once I have enough Emblems and you're gonna have to deal with it.

Your DPS is terrible, though.

Gee, I wonder why. You spend an hour at the target dummy switching around Moonkin gear and gems to get 200 more DPS while I'm exiled to Dalaran's LFG so I can wave about a completely useless, decorative shield and mace in a manner conducive to closing wounds rather than making them. So unless you want me to start practicing on you, the next time I have 25 Emblems of Triumph I AM BUYING THE DAMN STRENGTH LIBRAM!

...Geez, fine, no need to get all touchy.