Thursday, May 1, 2008

Get a Little Woody

[13:16] Bellwether: I was thinking about Lifebloom.
[13:16] Bellwether: This is really bad.
[13:17] Nightravyn: ohhhhhh?
[13:17] Bellwether: Lifebloom is like sex. You have to keep a steady rhythm and keep it going, because if you bloom too early, everyone is disappointed in your performance. And it gets harder to work up the momentum again.
[13:17] Nightravyn: ::giggling::
[13:18] Siha: And the bloom is fundamentally the same whether you've been going for a moment or forever?
[13:18] Bellwether: yep
[13:19] Siha: :D
[13:19] Siha: This demands a blog post.
[13:19] Leafshine: And, frankly, as I get older I need longer between boss fights.
[13:23] Leafshine: But, on the other hand, now I'm not so young and excitable, I'm less likely to suffer premature Blooms.
[13:23] Matticus: you people and your sexual innuendos

[13:18] Button: but don't worry Bell, even if you bloom early I doubt they'd be disappointed ;)
[13:18] Button: you've got the mp5 to try again

7 comments:

  1. I had to stop myself from laughing loudly in the office

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  2. True but bottling up laughter counteracts the bottling up of frustration so it puts in a better mood overall.

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  3. Palintera says:
    Wait, are you saying that it's like when ...oh.
    OH!
    /blush
    /blush/blush/blush

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  4. I think I just crit my pants...

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  5. You think that's good, try getting with a hunter... we're agile, hit "the spot", always come prepared, and when things get heated up, you get to meet The Beast Within...

    ...but on the other hand, we've got a thing for animals, get a little kinky with traps, we'll crit all over the place before we're done, and it takes us a while to recover once we've blown our load (of mana).

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  6. I thought it was:
    Hunters go deeper into the bush,
    Shoot more than once,
    and always eat what they shoot...

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